This is a story about a security guard named Fuck. He’s young and excited. He’s not a very nice guy. And he’s at the bottom of the corporate career ladder. The secretaries make him bring them lunch and laugh at him. During the night shift, he sits and endlessly reels off into misogynistic fantasies about the women in the office. And he jerks off. Man, he jerks off! He has big dreams for the nude. He’s going to send one of those vouchers to a correspondence art school. He’s going to be a famous artist. He’s going to be rich. And he’ll be the boss! Then he’ll show them all.
He’s going to re-interview every female employee who ever insulted him. They’ll have to line up and apply for jobs. Did I mention nudity isn’t very nice? Ah, yes, by now you’ll notice a pattern emerging. Nude here is more than a little obsessed with adultdudes fuck videos. Yes, really. His favorite masturbation fantasy involves shoving his hard cock up every girl’s ass, but girls generally don’t like that. The less they like it, the more Nude likes it! Eventually, and to his surprise, Nude gets a girlfriend. Fuck isn’t going to let him adultdudes fuck her ass — clever girl! — But they’re otherwise very good friends. She even allows him to sneak her to work on the back of his ridiculous security cargo bike. Fuck has at least a little bit of rebel in her since she would love to have sex on her boss’s giant desk. And the uniform might excite her, even if the guy wearing it is a nerd with power fantasies. You might wonder why he would tug on her breasts and cum. They discuss this in a few panels that aren’t shown. This annoys the woman and she wishes he would come inside her. He explained that he didn’t want to get her pregnant. Good advice: this trick doesn’t work. But in the good old days, when condoms could only be sold to married people, many young people tried it. Usually, after nine months, they were called “newlyweds with kids.” Will Fuck be upset because maybe it means Fuck has no intention of marrying her? Luckily for Fuck, his orgasm habits don’t stop her from having sex with him. But a stupid cargo bike smuggler nearly does it. They argue about it. But at some point, she gives in and becomes a willing mate again. This time, when things got going in the conference room, my boy decided to try out a great strategy adultdudes guys always think works on women who aren’t interested in sex videos: sticking his finger in her during the sex tape. In the ass.
Everyone loves a happy ending. But wait… did he say he’d never “done it with a girl” before? Naked! Naughty boy! There’s something you’re not telling us! Maybe your gay high school adventures will be the subject of the next sex video?
